Sophisticated Sentences with a Wicked Sharp Edge
Imitate this sentence in comments. Make it about school, homework, or something like that. Aim for a witty, slightly sarcastic tone.
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Often brutal, as often tender, never vulgar or graphic, this acknowledged masterpiece and “classic” of modern, 20th century literature - “the only convincing love story of our [20th] century,” according to Vanity Fair - sends educators running for the hills.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Funny, loving, strict, and a dash of mean is what make up Mr. Smith, a self proclaimed genius - “he smells like a whoopie cushion,” according to the nosy John - who makes students curse under their breath.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Cool off the court, but hot as fire and sharp as Katana on the court, KJ Matsui - the first Japanese player to ever play on the land of D1 college basketball - sat with us on Skype to inspire his fans, including myself.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Often needless, rarely helpful, never popular or liked much, homework is one of the main reasons why students hate schools so much; and it makes them make up lies about being sick and therefore not being able to go to school.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Truly heavy, as even overwhelming, never excused or understood, the load of seven blocked schedule that generates work every second - “the amount of work which never takes your sleeping time away,” quoted by my English teacher at school - leads the students to hit their pillows hard at night, desperately groping for more sleeping time.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Always ugly, never cautious, sometimes gigantic, or even nasty, the amount of homework that schools give - “never seems like enough work for the 24 hours ahead of them” says the common teacher - teaches students about a lesson on how to avoid reality.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I’ll make mine better…
Cool off the court, but hot as fire and sharp as Katana on the court, KJ Matsui - “the best shooter I’ve ever seen,” said his teammates - sat with us on Skype to inspire his fans, including myself.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Always greasy, as always sweet, never light or healthy, the Krispy Kreme doughnuts - one of the best profit-making doughnut companies in the world - are edible halos that cannot be resisted.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Very tiring, often pointless, mostly painful and very vicious, homework-this awful thing that is worse than everything except for waking up in the morning-is making school like a factory.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
cruel and careless-famous for being cold and unsympathetic- the Chinese class teacher gave her student another project.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Our spring break reading “Lolita”-though not quite as pornographic as we had anticipated- shocked and disgusted many of us.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Often needless, rarely helpful, never popular or liked much, homework - “the most undesired thing in the whole world, worse than my siblings,” says my friends in Korean Schools-should be banned.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
In homework which is a part of school grade, it is a little chargeable, new, strange, and memorable work since the graduation of 2008 is getting closer and closer for me, there are a very tiny and not much heavy charge on me and I worried so spiritually about my grade for short because some colleges count on the last semester, too.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Always greasy, as always sweet, never light or healthy, the Krispy Kreme doughuts - edible halos that cannot be resisted - lead to non-beneficial diet.